{"id":12351,"date":"2022-09-02T20:55:39","date_gmt":"2022-09-02T20:55:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wildsongwriter.com\/index.php\/2022\/09\/02\/metal-musicians-write-a-country-song-in-24-hours\/"},"modified":"2022-09-02T20:55:39","modified_gmt":"2022-09-02T20:55:39","slug":"metal-musicians-write-a-country-song-in-24-hours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wildsongwriter.com\/index.php\/2022\/09\/02\/metal-musicians-write-a-country-song-in-24-hours\/","title":{"rendered":"metal musicians write a country song in 24 hours"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title = \"metal musicians write a country song in 24 hours\"   width=\"400\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_6YhlN9JmvA?cc_load_policy=1\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<br \/>My friend Tony and I wrote this song in about 12 hours, then spent about 8 hours filming it. If you want to help us out tweet it at your favorite country artist! Maybe they will share it! Thank you all so much!<\/p>\n<p>Download the song with these links:<br \/>\niTunes: <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/apple.co\/2reQTNT\" rel=\"noopener\">http:\/\/apple.co\/2reQTNT<\/a><br \/>\nBandcamp:<br \/>\nSpotify: <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/spoti.fi\/2pz1kja\" rel=\"noopener\">http:\/\/spoti.fi\/2pz1kja<\/a><br \/>\nGoogle Play: <\/p>\n<p>Lyrics:<br \/>\nVerse 0:13 <\/p>\n<p>i spent my last dollar on this chew in my cheek<br \/>\nand i don\u2019t get paid for at least a damn week.<br \/>\nwifi went out about an hour ago<br \/>\nso i can\u2019t watch the damn rodeo.<\/p>\n<p>Mud on my boots, can\u2019t keep my shirt clean<br \/>\nSold my best guitar to buy a washing machine.<br \/>\ncan\u2019t get no lovin from the microwave oven.<br \/>\nbut my hungry man is frozen so i guess I\u2019m eating nothin.<\/p>\n<p>Pre Chorus 0:37<\/p>\n<p>Every dog, supposed to get his day.<br \/>\nbut joy is just a needle in a stack of hay.<br \/>\nmisery is said to love company<br \/>\nwell ain\u2019t no body every gave a damn about me.<\/p>\n<p>Chorus 1:03<\/p>\n<p>Yah i\u2019m Bad luck, a walking tragedy<br \/>\ni\u2019m the saddest, sum bitch you don\u2019t ever wanna meet.<br \/>\ni got a raw deal, and it\u2019s a damn shame<br \/>\ncatastrophic inconvenience is my middle name<\/p>\n<p>1:15<br \/>\nI break mirrors, i\u2019m walking under ladders.<br \/>\nwhen i come into a room, everybody scatter<br \/>\nnothin goes my way, yah i\u2019m just stuck<br \/>\n1:27 &#8211; with bad luuuuuck<\/p>\n<p>Instrumental Break 1:31<\/p>\n<p>Verse 2 &#8211; 1:44<\/p>\n<p>My horse got fat and outgrew his saddle.<br \/>\nThe rain dun wreck my favorite ping pong paddle.<br \/>\ntried to milk my cows to churn my own butter<br \/>\nBut the Heffer only had one big udder<\/p>\n<p>Rooster keeps waking me up too early<br \/>\nfirst date went bad with my second cousin Shirley.<br \/>\nGrandma ran her mower over my favorite steer<br \/>\ndamnit i just knocked over my last cold beer <\/p>\n<p>Pre Chorus 2:10<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve been insulted by my own reflection.<br \/>\nmy last lover only left behind an infection<br \/>\nShe\u2019d be here if not for one sad factor<br \/>\ni couldn\u2019t get her off with the size of my\u2026tractor<\/p>\n<p>Chorus 2 &#8211; 2:35<\/p>\n<p>Yah i\u2019m Bad luck, I\u2019m a walking tragedy<br \/>\ni\u2019m the saddest, sum bitch you don\u2019t ever wanna meet.<br \/>\ni got a raw deal, and it\u2019s a damn shame<br \/>\ncatastrophic inconvenience is my middle name<\/p>\n<p>I break mirrors, i\u2019m walking under ladders.<br \/>\nwhen i come into a room, everybody scatter<br \/>\nnothin goes my way, yah i\u2019m just stuck<br \/>\n &#8211; with bad luuuuuck<\/p>\n<p>Yah i\u2019m bad luck, and it sucks.<br \/>\ni\u2019ll probably end up marrying my truck.<br \/>\nBet you think think song is a lie<br \/>\nbut i haven\u2019t slept for years without a good cry<\/p>\n<p>black cats follow every move i make<br \/>\ntrustin\u2019 me for anything\u2019s a damn mistake<br \/>\nnothin goes my way, yah i\u2019m just stuck<br \/>\n &#8211; with bad luuuuuck<\/p>\n<p>MY ORIGINAL MUSIC: <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/itun.es\/us\/mCbd5\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/itun.es\/us\/mCbd5<\/a><br \/>\nMY SECOND CHANNEL:<br \/>\nFACEBOOK: <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/jared.dines\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/jared.dines<\/a><br \/>\nINSTAGRAM: <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/j4r3dd1n3s\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/instagram.com\/j4r3dd1n3s<\/a><br \/>\nTWITTER: <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JaredDines\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/twitter.com\/JaredDines<\/a><br \/>\nSNAPCHAT: jareddines<br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_6YhlN9JmvA\">source<\/a><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Tony and I wrote this song in about 12 hours, then spent about 8 hours filming it. 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