Messy Mondays: How to Write a Worship Song (In 5 Minutes or Less)

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1. It holds up. Very well done.

2. 3:13 The way the lyrics got mixed up killed me??????
   Relatable to all Church goers.

3. I love this… I had never seen it when I recently wrote this:
   https://youtu.be/y3AdnOtonJM

4. Youth conference ready!!! ??????

5. Why is no one talking about the, "Something needs to be on fire: our hearts, our souls, ThIs GeNeRaTiOn"

6. :30 “Closing time, one last call for alcohol…” ?

7. ITS SO TRUUUUUE

8. Bruh that was tooo good to be a joke ?

9. The most perfect video on YouTube

10. How much more accurate could this be!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

11. and do not forget to register it for copyright with CCLI to protect your hard work!

12. Every time that church lyrics mess up I think of this video even when I'm doing the lyrics and I mess up ?

13. You know your church is in serious trouble when the video mocking your church is better than the music your church actually plays. I mean he even took time to mock your bad technical team in the process as a bonus joke. Seriously though if your church isn't creating new music, stop playing music. Also if the music your church makes can't compete with the radio, stop playing music. You're literally driving people away from the church and God with your terrible music and embarrassing lack of professionalism.

14. This is legitimately one of the best satire videos on YouTube of any topic

15. After being part of a worship group for 16 years I just couldn’t take it anymore the cookie-cutter crap drove me nuts and the mediocrity of the musicianship in the Christian music scene is pathetic

16. That sounds like something that could actually be played at my church… XD

17. Here in 2021.. and things have not changed much lol. However, they are changing up the order of the 4 chords. So progress is being made haha

18. Bro this song is ??????

19. hahaha why is this so accurate right down to to the power point

20. Everytime I see the slides mess up i think about this video

21. As an A/V tech who is responsible for changing the lyric slides, that bit about trying to find the right slide is so accurate! ?Sometimes there is a missing part, or I press the button twice, or I just zone out… I'm glad to know I am not the only one

22. I was kinda half listening to this until I heard the chord progression. Then I was like "wait, what song is that from?" Finally, I remembered "oh right, it's from *ALL OF THEM*."

23. 3:16 is the best joke blimey cow has ever made ???

24. I hate to say this, but the chord progressions are just basic pop progressions. Nothing unique to praise music

25. Dude, the slides. Holy shit! Hahahahh!!!

26. It’s 2021. My church is having a worship and songwriting workshop this weekend. This is all I can think about.

27. 1. I can totally see that being sung at my church
    2. The tech team not knowing the lyrics was perfect ?

28. I don’t care what anyone says. This song is an absolute banger

29. Step 1 worship and praise his name.
    Step 2 Repeat

30. Don't forget the "water" refrences!!! Maybe "Spirit, flow over me," or "Waves of living water, Crash o'er God's sons and daughters. (oh-oh, Oh-oh)"

    Remind me never to become a songwriter.

31. First video I saw from Blimey Cow ?

32. "Sound faHilliar?"

33. Still relatable 8 years later

34. I’m a little late to the party but I love this?

35. Thank you for sharing Blimey. God bless

36. you are my fiiiiire

37. Worship songs writers are lowkey arsonist

38. I can't stand this guy. lmbo

39. Sooooo true!!!!!! Worship music makes me want to run…. in the other direction lol!

40. he's not wrong in what he says… ("to add some "Archaic" flare"- hilarious…)…

41. This is what we get when we throw away our hymnbooks. God help us!

42. ???

43. good joke but im actually trying to figure this out for real so understandable have a nice day

44. BRB I'M GONNA GO MAKE A SONG

45. Don't forget the powerful chorus the worship pastor makes you sing till the sun explodes

46. I especially cringe at the one with this lyric "Jesus didn't want Heaven without us". Whenever this song would be played my husband would (loudly) say "nope. He was perfectly fine there, without us".
    Christians think Jesus is this uber needy Saviour who can't live without us. Sorry, He's all-sufficient in Himself. Salvation is for OUR benefit, not HIS! WE needed to be saved from OUR sinfulness – Jesus didn't need "friends".

47. The Puritains would have a stern rebuke for this generation! Actually, they already do…if you've read any of their books.

48. Who is here in 2020?

49. His voice ??

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