My friend Tony and I wrote this song in about 12 hours, then spent about 8 hours filming it. If you want to help us out tweet it at your favorite country artist! Maybe they will share it! Thank you all so much!
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Lyrics:
Verse 0:13
i spent my last dollar on this chew in my cheek
and i don’t get paid for at least a damn week.
wifi went out about an hour ago
so i can’t watch the damn rodeo.
Mud on my boots, can’t keep my shirt clean
Sold my best guitar to buy a washing machine.
can’t get no lovin from the microwave oven.
but my hungry man is frozen so i guess I’m eating nothin.
Pre Chorus 0:37
Every dog, supposed to get his day.
but joy is just a needle in a stack of hay.
misery is said to love company
well ain’t no body every gave a damn about me.
Chorus 1:03
Yah i’m Bad luck, a walking tragedy
i’m the saddest, sum bitch you don’t ever wanna meet.
i got a raw deal, and it’s a damn shame
catastrophic inconvenience is my middle name
1:15
I break mirrors, i’m walking under ladders.
when i come into a room, everybody scatter
nothin goes my way, yah i’m just stuck
1:27 – with bad luuuuuck
Instrumental Break 1:31
Verse 2 – 1:44
My horse got fat and outgrew his saddle.
The rain dun wreck my favorite ping pong paddle.
tried to milk my cows to churn my own butter
But the Heffer only had one big udder
Rooster keeps waking me up too early
first date went bad with my second cousin Shirley.
Grandma ran her mower over my favorite steer
damnit i just knocked over my last cold beer
Pre Chorus 2:10
I’ve been insulted by my own reflection.
my last lover only left behind an infection
She’d be here if not for one sad factor
i couldn’t get her off with the size of my…tractor
Chorus 2 – 2:35
Yah i’m Bad luck, I’m a walking tragedy
i’m the saddest, sum bitch you don’t ever wanna meet.
i got a raw deal, and it’s a damn shame
catastrophic inconvenience is my middle name
I break mirrors, i’m walking under ladders.
when i come into a room, everybody scatter
nothin goes my way, yah i’m just stuck
– with bad luuuuuck
Yah i’m bad luck, and it sucks.
i’ll probably end up marrying my truck.
Bet you think think song is a lie
but i haven’t slept for years without a good cry
black cats follow every move i make
trustin’ me for anything’s a damn mistake
nothin goes my way, yah i’m just stuck
– with bad luuuuuck
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ive been listening to this song for years. BUT I cant get over the pasture.. . . . . .ITS green, so why a depressing song LMAO. I know the song is a goof and a damn good one, just could never get over the green grass lol.
Hey very fun song. Just watch this for the first time. Trying to find out where the filming of this video was done. By any chance was it in Washington State? Thank you?
And today Tony is the vocalist of a huge band!
Is this asking Alexandria?
The soundtrack of my life.
Came back 4 yeas later to say that I still think about this banger occasionally.
This is actually pretty good
Coldcock whiskey is delicious, BTW lol
I dislike 95% of country music, but I love this song
If there's any chance of you seeing this..I desperately need the chords. I need to play this so bad. Love it! ????
Im huge country music fan this is awesome
That’s great Guys?????
can u write dangdut song?
This would be a good step up into country music, no joke.
Look at this photograph
The lyrics are great xD
God damn it I just knocked over my last cold baeer ?? lol
did anyone hear rockstar by nickleback in this song or is it just me
back again and I will say it again country jared is fine af
i would unironically cry to this song
country jared is sexy
Now write Japanese city pop genre song
I always comeback here to see that my life is not that fucked up
I love this song it's a hit… Y'all killed.
seriously, i need a whole album