39 Replies to “How to write a country song in five easy steps”

  1. To write a rap song . . . Stand on the street corner slinging dope even selling them to children because getting a real job takes a real man . . . Then write about being a getto hood that wants nothing else to do but cry about being poor little victims . . . And then call your a role model for kids . . . Cussing and drinking and slinging dope and messing up other peoples lives because your not man enough to get a real job . . . Real jobs take real men . . . That earn what they have . . . and didn't have to mess up other peoples lives just because they weren't man enough to get a real job . . . And atleast country music doesn't sing about killing the police and bragging about selling dope to kids and it doesn't refer to all women being whores . . Like rap music does . . . And country music doesn't curse every other word like rap does . . And atleast children can listen to country music without hearing f-ck this and f-ck that . . . Country music is called having decency in your music . . . Rap music is just a bunch of cussing and hating and bragging about being thugs . . . But I guess a person's preference in music come down to what their morals are .

  2. I went down ta jiffy treat found myself a good ol can of potted meat
    Got me some tabbacer woman sed that isnt wat I'm after.

    Well tell me what I want then..
    Since you know everything
    I'll let you pick my nose
    Then let you pick out my clothes.
    If your so darned smart then why are you with me? Maybey I'm your forest
    Mabey your my Jenny. if I could afford it I'd buy your thoughts …for a penny. :>

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